Paul and I split up for good today.
There's only so much a person can take,
and I am crying "uncle!"
Paul and the kids will move out soon,
and will take Max with them.
Emma is very sad about that,
and so am I.
(Truth is, Max likes me more than Paul anyways)
But...I'm so allergic to him that Paul is better with him.
We will miss you buddy!
We love you!